When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick Gregory armycaptaincharge Change image and share on social
My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that's never been explained. Dick Gregory beliefexplainthing Change image and share on social
I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man. Dick Gregory backsidebigotblack Change image and share on social
Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable. Dick Gregory abilitydangerouslovable Change image and share on social
There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up. Dick Gregory bottleinformationlimit Change image and share on social
If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market. Dick Gregory abelincolnmarket Change image and share on social
Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten. Dick Gregory begincandidateforget Change image and share on social
You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' When's the last time you ever heard a business person say, 'If I couldn't get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I'd do it for free'? Dick Gregory britishbusinesschairman share on social
Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk. Dick Gregory calendarcheckdrink Change image and share on social
